Dilbert - 2018-07-19 - Death By Ninjas Is Best
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       Wally: Why aren't you worried about the Elbonian ninjas who are
       reportedly coming here to kill you in your sleep? Dilbert: That's the
       best way to die. I won't care about anything after I'm gone, so this
       is the ideal scenario for me. Elbonian 1: He's ruining everything with
       his cheery attitude. Elbonian 2: Let's see how he likes another thirty
       years in a cubicle.
       Tags : ninja,hit man,optimism,frustration,irony