Dilbert - 2018-07-04 - Reducing Headcount By Attrition
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       CEO: We need to reduce headcount, but we plan to do it by attrition.
       We're loosening our safety standards and letting nature do the rest.
       Voice: Gaaa!!! Ouch!!! CEO: You might want to keep your headphones on
       for a week or so.
       Tags : safety,osha,layoff,big business,injury