Dilbert - 2018-06-03 - Dilbert Comic for 2018-06-03
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Asok: I finished my project! Dilbert: Shhhh! Don't let anyone hear you
say that. Only one of two things can come of it. Either you'll get
more work or you'll get fired for not having enough work. Asok: Then
how does anyone ever finish a project around here? Wally: We don't. We
manipulate our boss into adding features so our projects are never
complete. Asok: Is that hard to do? Dilbert: Not as hard as you might
hope. Asok: How do you like the prototype so far? Boss: It needs a red
button and some cooling fins.
Tags : work ethic,productivity,progress,project,deception