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Woman: I need help persuading your boss to bless my project. Should I
use facts and logic? Dilbert: No, he hates that stuff. Woman: Maybe I
could appeal to his better angels? Dilbert: His better angels wear
noise-canceling headphones. Woman: Okay, fine. I'll just appeal to his
self-interest. Dilbert: It would be in his best interest to avoid
people like you. Woman: What do you suggest? Dilbert: We've had good
outcomes using his ignorance and fear. Woman: Sign this ore else a
blockchain drone will kill you in your sleep. Boss: Where's my pen!
Tags : manipulation,fear,tactic,ignorance,jargon,language