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       Dogbert: Would you like to buy an insurance policy to protect against
       a humorous death? Boss: Why would I need it? Dogbert: well, let's say
       you're at the zoo and you drop your sunglasses into the lion pit. You
       lower yourself into the pit to get the sunglasses, but the lions get
       to you first. You don't want the headlines to read "Pointy-haired
       Idiot Mauled To Death By The King Of The Jungle." So instead, the
       moment you die, my agents rush in to create a narrative for the media.
       In this case, we might spin the story as "Local Man Teaches Zoo How To
       Reduce Food Costs." Boss: Are the policies affordable? Dogbert: Yes,
       if you waive the coverage for mascot-related deaths.
       Tags : insurance,humiliation,death,scam,darwin awards,spin,headline,me