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       Boss: The employee award for valor goes to Wally. During the false
       alarm, we noticed Wally was not with the other evacuees. He stayed
       behind to make sure everyone else got out. At least that's what he
       told us later. Wally, do you have any words of inspiration for the
       group? Wally: Most of you are cowards. But imagine how good you would
       feel winning a non-monetary award for valor. Now I ask all of you to
       think about how you can repay me for my selfless valor on your behalf.
       Dilbert: Did you sleep through the fire alarm? Wally: Most productive
       nap I've ever had.
       Tags : valor,awards,bragging,laziness