Dilbert - 2018-03-18 - Dilbert Comic for 2018-03-18
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Dilbert: There's a new tell-all book about our company. CEO: How bad
is it? Dilbert: It's bad. Anonymous sources within the company say
you're a "raging sociopath with the intellect of a clam." CEO: Put out
a press release denying those lies! Dilbert: That's going to be tricky
to write. CEO: Just say I deny being a sociopath with the mind of a
clam. Also say I hope whoever said that about me dies a slow and
terrible death. Is that clear? Dilbert: Yes, on many levels.
Tags : sociopath,obliviousness,tell-all