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       Dilbert: What would you say are your biggest weaknesses? Man: I like
       to rifle through my coworkers' desks when they aren't looking. But I
       don't steal anything unless I know I can frame someone else for the
       crime. I leave for work an hour late every day and blame traffic. I
       avoid accomplishing goals so I won't feel like sellout. Sometimes I'll
       start a trash fire just to get out of a meeting. And I've gotten every
       one of my bosses fired for things they didn't say or do. Boss: Would
       he be a good fit? Dilbert: I like what he has to offer.
       Tags : interview,hiring,honesty,immoral,ulterior motives