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       Dilbert: Ive designed our new product to work flawlessly for up to ten
       years.    CEO: No one will need an upgrade. Thats no good.    Add some
       code to low it down and make it unreliable after two years.    CEO:
       But make sure the device doesn't slow down until we have an upgrade to
       sell.    Then draft an apology I can put un a press realize when we
       get caught.    Dilbert:  You have turned my engineering success into
       the darkest day of my career.    CEO: Thats not even close to being
       true.    Your darkest day will be when the press figures out what we
       did and I fore you for it.
       Tags : add code,corporate scamming,darkest day,designed new prodcut,dr