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       Wally: May I borrow your headphones while you're at lunch?    Dilbert:
       would they touch your ears?    WALLY: Yes.    Dilbert:I reject your
       request. I don't want cooties on my headphones.      Dilbert: Plus,
       you never return anything you borrow.      Wally:   Why would you care
       if my ears touch something you will neve see again?  Lets meet
       halfway. I'll return the headphones, but they will smell of me
       forever.      Dilbert: Then you might as well just keep them!    It
       doesnt feel like he met me halfway.
       Tags : headphones,borrow,ears,reluctant,smell forever