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       The Boss:  Wally, Im promoting you to the position of slow walker.    
        Wally:   I am almost curious about what that entails.      The Boss: 
        I'll be giving you all the assignments that could make my rivals in
       management successful.    All you have to of is low walk those
       projects until they die from lack of energy.      Wally:   Its about
       time you recognized my value.    Ive been pre[aring for this moment
       all of my life.      The Boss:  Meet me in my office in ten minutes
       for you new assignments.  You're supposed to be here two hours ago.   
       Wally:  Is it too soon to ask for a raise?
       Tags : my value,new assignments,projects,slow walker,rivals in managem