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       Narrator: The Underperforming Narcissist. Boss: Topper, you've
       accomplished nothing this year. Topper: Are you kidding? I'm the
       greatest employee this world has ever seen! Boss: You have literally
       done nothing useful for a year. Topper: Don't be ridiculous. Everyone
       knows that "less is more." And I've done far less than anyone. Wally:
       Sorry I'm late. I thought I heard an animal trapped in my car's
       engine. Boss: Did you do less than Wally? Topper: Maybe we could
       continue this talk when he's not in the office. Wally: Any time before
       11 a.m. is usually good.
       Tags : laziness,accomplishment,narcissist,narcissism,review,firing,exc