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       Boss: Negotiate with your vendor and get the price down. Dilbert: I
       don't know how to negotiate. I'm an engineer. Boss: It's simple. All
       you need to do is make an aggressive first demand and settle for less.
       Dilbert: How aggressive are we talking about here? Boss: The more
       aggressive the better. Dilbert: That doesn't sound right. Boss: Trust
       me. More is better. Dilbert: My opening demand is that you name me as
       a beneficiary on your life insurance police, mow my lawn, and die in
       traffic on the way home. Boss: You got the price down by 35 percent.
       Dilbert: I really hoped it wouldn't work.
       Tags : negotiation,demand,haggle,prices,pricing,negotiate