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       Boss: Are your financial projections available? Dilbert: Yes, because
       I can see into the future. Boss: No one can see into the future.
       Dilbert: Then why did you ask me if I can do it? Boss: It's your job
       to predict the outcome of your project. Dilbert: Why would you ask me
       to do something that no one can do? Boss: I don't need you to be
       accurate. I only need someone to blame when we go over budget.
       Dilbert: I saw that coming. Boss: No one like a braggart.
       Tags : prognosticate,prediction,projection,budget,blame