Dilbert - 2017-09-03 - Dilbert Comic for 2017-09-03
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       Man: Would you like to sign up for our customer loyalty program?
       Dilbert: Why would I do that? Man: If you don't we'll overcharge you
       on your purchases. But if you sign up, we will add a new level of
       complexity to your life that will make you hate us. Dilbert: I'll
       stick with the customer disloyalty program. Just overcharge me and
       I'll never come back. Man: You can get ten percent off your purchase
       today if you fill out an online customer survey and enter our store
       code. Dilbert: Please just overcharge me and let me leave! Man: I
       almost hesitate to ask which extended warranty option you want.
       Tags : customer service,loyalty program,survey,frustration