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       Alice: My chair is broken. I need a new one. Boss: You can take Ted's
       chair. I fired him this morning. Alice: That feels icky. Boss: It's
       just a chair. Alice: Ted was a creepy underperformer. I don't want his
       loser energy on me. Boss: That's your only option unless I fire
       someone else today. Alice: Okay, give me an hour to do some
       back-stabbing and rumor-mongering. Boss: I'll just let that situation
       work itself out. Alice: Nice chair. Dilbert: Why did my
       fight-or-flight instinct just kick in?
       Tags : greed,scavenging,cannibal,furniture,energy,vibes