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       Tina: Can you give me a ride to the airport on Saturday? Dilbert: My
       attorney will answer that question. Dogbert: The evidence will show
       that you are not the kind of friend who qualifies for airport rides. I
       will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you are what is called a
       "work friend." A background check with your family and acquaintances
       will show that you are unlikely to ever reciprocate. In short, there
       is no social or monetary reason for Dilbert to agree to your
       unreasonable request. Tina: Maybe he just wants to be nice. Dogbert:
       The evidence would suggest otherwise.
       Tags : friendship,closeness,favor,benefit,debate,relationships