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Boss: How's work? Dilbert: Well, since you asked... it's like being
trapped in a garbage compactor and no one can hear me scream. All my
hopes and dreams have died, along with my immune system and my
dignity. The only thing keeping me alive is that food tastes good. I
tried to escape into my imagination, but I learned I don't have one.
My life has no meaning. Each second is a slow-motion ordeal. Why do I
get the feeling you weren't listening to any of that? Boss:My day was
good too.
Tags : complaining,listening,small talk