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       CEO: The good news is that none of you will lose  your jobs to robots.
       But a robot will take my job next week. I'll retire with an enormous
       severance package and live out my days in splendor. Meanwhile, the
       robot that takes my job will be working all of you to death. Robots
       are natural leaders because they don't care about your feelings. You
       will experience mental and physical misery on a scale the world hasn't
       seen since slavery was legal. But hey, it's better than losing your
       job to a robot. Am I right? Apparently, nothing makes them happy.
       Tags : executives,robot,technology,fairness,unfair,golden parachute,ob