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       Dilbert: It took me six months to get a reservation here. I hear the
       food is amazing. Woman: It sounds fantastic. It's too bad I'm on a
       cucumber diet. I can only eat cucumbers after five o'clock. Dilbert:
       Well, it seems you have squandered my invitation to fine dining. Now
       my plan of sharing a culinary adventure is just a sad commentary on
       the casual rudeness of life. Can I expect you to complain about the
       quality of your cucumber and send it back? Waiter: We don't have
       cucumbers.
       Tags : diet,dating,restaurant