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       Dogbert: I'm starting a new business selling clothes to ghosts. My
       garments are made of the finest ectoplasm. Dilbert: Ghosts don't have
       money. Dogbert: They don't need money. I'm using a life insurance
       business model. If you pay me until you die, I will keep your ghost
       well-dressed for eternity. I also offer reincarnation services. Leave
       all of your stuff to me when you die and I'll give it back to you when
       I find the baby that got your soul. Dilbert: You'll be in trouble if
       your customers realize you're running a scam. Dogbert: If dead people
       start complaining, we've both got bigger problems than my scams.
       Tags : scam,death,reincarnation,con,con artist,ghost