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       Dilbert: I don't know how you are stress-free when we have so much
       work to do. Wally: It's all about understanding percentages. No matter
       how hard you work, you will never finish even two percent of what
       needs to be done. The financial rewards of doing two percent of your
       work are identical to doing none. It's also a good idea to volunteer
       for several projects so everyone thinks you're working on the other
       ones. Your problem is that you're doing actual work for no good
       reason. Dilbert: My problem is that I'm doing your work plus my work!
       Wally: It's only two percent more work, you whiner.
       Tags : workload,work ethic,laziness,teamwork,team,philosophy