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       Woman: Do you want to go to dinner and a movie with me on Friday?
       Dilbert: That plan is poorly conceived. The best time to watch a movie
       is also the best time to eat. And what are the odds we want to see the
       same movie? You're a picky eater, so it would be a nightmare to decide
       where we both want to eat. One of us would have to compromise, and I
       assume it would be me. I'm offended by your offer to suboptimize my
       Friday experience. Woman: Do you have a better option? Dilbert: Nope.
       See you Friday.
       Tags : dating,overanalyzing,asking out