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       Boss: When do you expect to finish your project? Dilbert: Never. Boss:
       That's your plan? Dilbert: No, my plan is to be done in a week. You
       asked me what I expect. I base my expectations on the quality of
       people you assigned to my project without asking my opinion. The
       time-wasters outnumber the productive people on the team by three to
       one. Under that scenario, plus your total lack of leadership, the
       world will end before this project does. Boss: Then why is your plan
       to be done in a week? Dilbert: Because you don't like it when I tell
       the truth. Boss: Let's compromise on two weeks. Dilbert: Can we set
       those two weeks on auto-renew?
       Tags : expectations,unrealistic,project,group,laziness,prediction