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       Boss: I can't give you a raise because your performance was only
       average. Dilbert: How can you calculate an average for my performance?
       No one has ever been in my exact situation. Boss: I compared you to
       other employees. Dilbert: You compared me to strangers doing entirely
       different things? Boss: No, I compared you to imaginary people doing
       your exact job. It's called managing, and I'm very good at it.
       Dilbert: How do you know you're good at it? Boss: Because imaginary
       people do this job worse than I do.
       Tags : logic,false logic,imagination,managers,review,performance