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       Boss: We won a contract to write software for voting machines.
       Dilbert: Who do you want to be president? Boss: Why do you ask?
       Dilbert: Because I want you to be happy. Boss: You're implying that
       you plan to fudge the system. Dilbert: I'm not implying anything like
       that. Obviously, it will be easy to fudge the data, and we are far
       happier when you're in a good mood. But I would never commit a crime
       just because it is good for ma and totally undetectable. Boss: Okay,
       good. Dilbert: So who do you want to win and by how much?
       Tags : election,voting,technology,fraud,cheating,vote