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       Boss: When will you have that done? Dilbert: Two weeks. Boss: Can you
       do it faster? Dilbert: Yes. All I need to do is lower the quality.
       Dilbert: Tell me what your minimum acceptable quality level is and
       I'll tell you when you can have it. Boss: I want it in one week.
       Dilbert: I can do that at 50 percent of planned quality. Boss: Why
       does it feel as if I'm not really managing anything here? Dilbert:
       Maybe you could go manage someone else now. Boss: I can't tell if I'm
       doing my job now. Dilbert: Is it your job to prevent me from working?
       Tags : quality,work ethic,deadlines,expectations,speed,trade off