Dilbert - 2016-02-14 -
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Boss: My doctor says he's never seen anyone heal as quickly as me.
Dilbert: What do you suppose that means? Boss: Obviously it means I am
genetically gifted. Dilbert: Is that the only explanation? Boss: Well,
maybe ten percent of it is because of good medical care. Dilbert: Can
you think of any other reason at all? Alice: Doctors tell idiots their
bodies are magic because it makes them feel special. Dilbert: He would
have gotten there. Alice: I don't have that kind of time.
Tags : intelligence,insult,healing,doctor,ego