Dilbert - 2015-12-27 -
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Man: I need you to join me on a sales call to tell my customer how
easy it will be to switch to our software. Dilbert: It isn't easy.
Man: This is a sales call. All you need to do is say everything will
be easy. Dilbert: What happens when they find out it isn't easy? Man:
They won't find out until after they pay us. Dilbert: What will you do
when they complain? Man: I'll tell your boss you misled them. Dilbert:
Not if I warn him first! Man: Too late. I already told him you're a
liar.
Tags : sales personnel,salesman,sales,honesty,deception,stragegy,socio