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       Boss: Wally, did you Uberize the slide deck? Wally: I harmonized it in
       the cloud. Boss: Are we ready for a trans-domain kick-off? Wally: I
       put a disruptive mesh network in the microservices of the Internet of
       things. Boss: Will that be good enough to "ask the fridge" or do I
       need to start disintermediating? Wally: It depends on if we have
       enough bandwidth to growth-hack the analytics. Boss: I just hope our
       clicks-and-mortar strategy staircases. Dilbert: I'm almost certain
       that was nonsense. Wally: Sometimes it's about the journey.
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