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       CEO: Congratulations to everyone who worked on our new laptop design.
       As I call your name, come up and get your certificate of
       accomplishment. Alice was in charge of the hardware and won several
       design awards. Dilbert was in charge of the award-winning software.
       And... Wally designed the power brick that weighs more than the
       laptop...and comes apart for no apparent reason. We probably won't
       show this in our ads. Wally: Hey, I worked on that for almost an hour!
       Tags : quality,work ethic,shortcut,laziness,defective,awards,engineer