Dilbert - 2015-05-31 -
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Dilbert: My name is Dilbert. Would you like to make out? Woman: No.
Dilbert: Can I take you on a date? Woman: No. Dilbert: Lunch? Woman:
No. Dilbert: Can I have your number so I can text you? Woman: No.
Dilbert: Can I be your Facebook friend? Woman: No. Dilbert: Can I
follow you on Twitter? Woman: Fine. But no retweeting. Dilbert: Can I
favorite your tweets? Woman: Only if you wear a glove on your mouse
hand.
Tags : flirting,dating,negotiation,rebuff,rejection,social media