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       The New Employee. Dilbert: Hi, I'm Dilbert. I bought you a book.
       Woman: Okay, weird. Who buys gifts for new co-workers? And how did you
       know this is my favorite author? Dilbert: I asked one of the network
       guys to check your browser history. Catbert assured me that employees
       have no right to privacy. I heard that women like it when men put
       thought into a gift. I hope you appreciate my romantic gesture. Wally:
       Did she make a romantic gesture back? Dilbert: I choose to interpret
       it that way.
       Tags : flirting,romance,privacy,stalking,creepy,creeper,gestures,gifts