Dilbert - 2015-04-15 - Wally Is Employee Of The Year
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       CEO: Our Employee Of The Year is Wally, for filing the most patents of
       any engineer in our history. Dilbert: How many have been granted? CEO:
       Well, most of them... I assume? Wally: How much coffee does this thing
       hold?
       Tags : awards,cheating,deception,patent,catch-22,work ethic,laziness