Dilbert - 2015-04-14 - Wally's Many Patents
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       Boss: On your list of accomplishments, you say you filed seventeen
       patents for the company this month. Wally: I did. Here's the
       documentation on each of them. Boss: Hmm... it will be three years
       before I know if these are accepted. Wally: Until then, let's play it
       safe and assume I'm awesome.
       Tags : accomplishments,deception,work ethic,patent,inventions