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       Boss: I can only give you a 3% raise. If you want more, take it up
       with our CEO. Dilbert: I'd like to explain why I deserve more than a
       3% raise. As a negotiating strategy, Dogbert will simultaneously read
       a media report about your lavish $85 million mansion. I invented three
       new technologies this year. Dogbert: "The toilets are solid gold."
       Dilbert: I wrote most of the code for our new product. Dogbert: "The
       helicopter pad is on the roof of the car museum." Dilbert: I worked
       eighty hours per week. Dogbert: "Every elevator has a full kitchen."
       Dilbert: I could earn more at Google or Apple... Dogbert: "Entire
       house rotates for optimal sun exposure." Dilbert: Do you see where I'm
       going with this? CEO: High-five?
       Tags : executives,ceos,raise,asking for a raise,compensation,money,wag