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       Boss: You're a perfect employee in many ways. Dilbert: I am? Boss: For
       example, you have excellent technical skills. Dilbert: That's true.
       Boss: And your attendance is perfect. Dilbert: Yes, it is. Boss: And
       you are too risk-averse to quit and start your own company. Dilbert:
       What? Boss: Plus, you have no social life to interfere with
       work.Dilbert: Are these still compliments? Boss: Combine all of that
       with your irrational need for approval, and it makes you a
       code-writing puppet. Did I already say you're underpaid? Dilbert: Stop
       complimenting me!
       Tags : compliment,compliments,insult,insulting,work ethic,catch-22