Dilbert - 2015-02-21 - Boss Has Investment Tips For Asok
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       Asok: Do you have any investment tips? Boss: You're asking the right
       person! I can teach you how to time the market, catch a falling knife,
       and invest in a dead-cat bounce. That's my system. Asok: What about
       diversification? Boss: I don't invest in anything I can't spell.
       Tags : investment,advice,bad advice,diversification,stock market,obliv