Dilbert - 2015-02-01 - 
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       Boss: To be perfectly honest... Dilbert: Wait! Why do you need to say
       you're being honest in this particular case? You're implying that
       you've lied to me so often in the past that this one instance of
       honesty is noteworthy. That is tantamount to admitting you have no
       respect for me as a human being. And you don't even have the decency
       to hide your evil in a competent fashion! Do you think I'm such an
       idiot that I wouldn't notice your verbal assault on my intelligence?
       Okay, let's hear the one honest thing you have ever told me. Go. Boss:
       This is going to be the easiest lie I've ever told.
       Tags : lying,honesty,dishonesty,honest,dishonest,deception,trickery,tr