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 (IMG) 2014-06-09
       Wally: We announced huge losses, but analysts thought it would be even
       worse, so our stock went up. I'm using a similar system to get a big
       raise. For years I've been lowering everyone's expectations of my
       performance. Next I'll... I made a phone call today. Boss: Employee of
       the year!
       Tags : deception,work ethic