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       Boss: Okay, let's see how employee 3452378 is doing. According to our
       employee tracking system, you have wandered around the office 17% more
       than the average employee. Dilbert: Maybe I have more meetings than
       most people. Boss: No, most of the difference is in restroom trips and
       detours past an attractive woman's desk. Your wrist monitor shows
       unacceptably low levels of caffeine for your workload. That's probably
       why your typos are up 9% and you have looked away from your
       workstation nine more times than last month. Now your wrist monitor
       indicated a desire to bean an authority figure to death with his own
       tablet computer. Phew! Your brain's wuss subroutine just kicked in.
       The danger has passed.
       Tags : efficiency experts