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       Boss: What's the newest management jargon I need to pretend you
       understand? Catbert: Experts say you should engage employees and
       follow from the front. Boss: Does that mean anything? Catbert: No one
       know. Just to be safe, you should tell people you're doing it. Boss:
       Should I act as if I'm passionate, or is this more of a fake caring
       situation? Catbert: Beats me. Try combining the two. Boss: Fake
       passion plus fake caring. Asok: My uncle died. Boss: Woot!!! What was
       his name?!
       Tags : managers & supervisors