Dilbert - 2013-09-08 -
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Boss: If you finish your project in twelve months, I'll give you a
five percent raise. Dilbert: I would gladly give up five percent of my
future pay to avoid a doubling of my workload. Boss: You don't
understand. I'm giving you an incentive to work harder. Dilbert: No,
I'm pretty sure you're charging me five percent of my future pay to
sit here and feel disgruntled. And it's working. I hate you more than
ever and I no longer find meaning in my work My dreams lie broken and
empty beneath the ruins of my optimism. Boss: I can't tell if your
negotiating or dying. Dilbert: It's a little of both.
Tags : work ethic,negotiating,death & dying