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       Boss: If you finish your project in twelve months, I'll give you a
       five percent raise. Dilbert: I would gladly give up five percent of my
       future pay to avoid a doubling of my workload. Boss: You don't
       understand. I'm giving you an incentive to work harder. Dilbert: No,
       I'm pretty sure you're charging me five percent of my future pay to
       sit here and feel disgruntled. And it's working. I hate you more than
       ever and I no longer find meaning in my work My dreams lie broken and
       empty beneath the ruins of my optimism. Boss: I can't tell if your
       negotiating or dying. Dilbert: It's a little of both.
       Tags : work ethic,negotiating,death & dying