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       Dilbert: Uh-oh. It's that guy. Coworker: You never returned any of my
       messages. Dilbert: I was busy. Coworker: For six months? Dilbert:
       Well, no... only for a week. But it would have been awkward to respond
       after ignoring you for so long. Coworker: So your plan was to avoid me
       forever even though we work on the same floor? Dilbert: No. I've seen
       the quality of your work and I figured there was a 60% chance that you
       would die in a workplace accident that the average idiot could easily
       avoid. For the record, I'm the one who was trying to avoid this
       conversation.
       Tags : embarrassment,conversation