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       Wally: I've been asked to explain our disaster preparedness plan. In
       the event of a famine, turn your keyboard upside down and shake. If
       it's anything like mine, you'll find a pound and a half of crumbs. In
       the event of an alien invasion, your best bet is to kill a co-worker
       to show your allegiance to the lizard-people. In the event of an
       impending collision with an asteroid, try running in place while the
       Earth rotates. If you time it right, you'll be on the other side of
       the planet when the asteroid hits. To prepare for every other type of
       disaster, I recommend cultivating a taste for human flesh. Boss: Your
       presentation is a disaster. Wally: And next time you'll be prepared
       for it.
       Tags : natural disasters