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       Boss: Wally, this is my brother, Phil, The Prince of Insufficient
       Light. I asked him to interpret your accomplishments for this quarter.
       Phil You have 25 alleged accomplishments. Eight of these
       accomplishments involved simply being on a project team that did
       something. Nine accomplishments involved fixing problems you created.
       Five of these are just buzzwords that don't mean anything. And three
       are duplicates that you reworded to appear different. I'd recommend
       harvesting his organs, but those probably don't work either. Wally:
       That's just mean.
       Tags : laziness,employees