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       Wally: I accomplished nothing this week because I was in a training
       class. Boss: I didn't approve any training expenses. Wally: A vendor
       paid for it. Boss: You didn't ask for permission. Wally: I'm proactive
       and empowered. Boss: And what was the name of this alleged class?
       Wally: Advanced scripting structure for internetwork optimization of
       SQL databases. Boss: That doesn't sound real. Wally: I can't do my job
       if you don't trust me! Do you like how I combined aggressiveness with
       my baseline level of uselessness? I have a good feeling about this.
       Dilbert: You might need more aggressiveness.
       Tags : laziness,deception