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       Wally: I programmed our robot to make medical diagnoses. It can scan
       your body using its neutrino sensor. Robot, please demonstrate. Robot:
       Dead man walking! Boss: What? Robot: Your brain is the size of a dried
       apricot. Your heart is more cheeseburger than human tissue. You will
       be dead in eleven days, six hours, and nineteen minutes. Boss: Gaaa!!!
       Robot: Why did you program me to hate people? Wally: It was easier
       than inventing a neutrino sensor.
       Tags : inventions,deception