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       Boss: Your bonuses this year will be based on the usual formula. 50%
       is based on pure luck. And 50% is based on the performance of people
       you have never met. This year, the luck factor was good. Our industry
       experienced huge consumer demand. Unfortunately, people who you have
       never met did a bad job of marketing and sales are terrible. And for
       that, you engineers must be punished. No bonuses for you. Luckily for
       me, my bonus is based on how well I can convince you idiots to work
       hard while getting no bonuses. I don't like to brag, but I'm fairly
       sure I'm nailing it.
       Tags : frustration,wages