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       Boss: Our stock is down 49% and we have no innovative products in the
       pipeline. CEO: Slash the R&D budget, fire 9,000 employees, and buy a
       sexy start-up company that we can run into the ground. Boss: We did
       all of that last year. CEO: Did I already tell the employees to work
       smarter? Boss: Yes. They thought you were being ironic.
       Tags : stock market,business failures/bankruptcies